A letter from the Insomniac vagabond (if ever)

Dear Mr. Being Human Khan,

“Jai Ho!! Jai ho!! Jai ho!! Without beating around the bush and all due respect for all your worldly & thoughtful endeavors, there are a couple of questions that made me write this letter during my insomniac phase. Hoping that you are in good spirits celebrating the success of your recent movie. Apart from the awesome oldies like Maine Pyar Kiya, Hum aapke Hai Kaun and HDDCS, your performance in Ek tha Tiger was superb!! And thats what got me interested in your filmography. However what’s bothering me is that why are many of your films either Tamil, Telugu or Malayalam remakes!! For eg. I have the following films listed in no order of preference-

Tere Naam- Remake of Telugu film- Sethu

No Entry- Loosely based on a Tamil film- Charlie Chaplin

Kyon Ki- Remake of d Malayalam film- Thalavattam

Judwa- Remake of Twin dragons

Biwi No. 1- Remake of d Tamil film-Sathi Leelavathi 

Sirf Tum- Remake of d Tamil film- Kadhal Kothai

Har Dil jo Pyar Karega- Remake of d Malayalam film- Chandralekha

HTHS- Remake of d Tamil film- Thotta Chinungi 

Partner- Remake of Hitch

Wanted- Remake of d Telugu film- Pokiri

Bodyguard- Remake of d Malayalam/Tamil film- Kaavalan

Jai Ho- Remake of d Telugu film- Stalin… 

phew… that’s almost it…  I know I sound weird but this list of movies was baffling. An actor of your grandeur definetly deserves movies that are much more than just remakes. Well all the best for your future films.”

Brgds,

Bumblebee (from the vagabondlyf)

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p.s. If you’re reading this and wondering what’s got into me… read- Insomnia-

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